February 2012
13 posts
Perhaps you've already seen this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRscWHoCkZ8
Anonymous asked: What tips can you give to an evil tyrant in training?
Anonymous asked: My Lord, Would it be totally inappropriate or Offensive to confess that I find you extremely attractive?
ask-da-mekboy asked: Lord Frieza, I am honored that you have graced my blog with your presence, but I feel I must ask why? I hope you dont mind the question, but even I admit that my blog isnt really the most impressive one out there.
Anonymous asked: Riiiiiight. And what adorable antics "aren't" you affected by? It's Fluttershy, right?
Anonymous asked: Lord Frieza, you sure are following a lot of ponies on tumblr. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Anonymous asked: Yeah, well, until you become immortal, you won't be able to survive entering one.
Anonymous asked: It doesn't matter how big your empire gets, you'll never reach my world. I will say this, it resides in the very center of a black hole.
Anonymous asked: Knowing you, you'd probably blow it up. So if you're going to take your anger out on anyone use me, but keep my people out of this.
Anonymous asked: *He frowns.* My... planet? I... don't feel... safe... giving you that... information.
Anonymous asked: I bet you were pretty peeved that it was a Saiyan Monkey and a Namekian that forced you to go to your ultimate form, and that even that wouldn't destroy them. But, in hindsight, you were doing pretty good before you impaled that Namekian and killed the bald one. Had neither of those happened, the Saiyan wouldn't have transformed and you would have won.
Anonymous asked: Even an omnicidal maniac such as yourself must enjoy the simple pleasures of life. So tell me, when you're not out killing or genociding, what do you like to do?
Anonymous asked: I wanna draw you like one of those French girls ;)
November 2011
1 post
golbezthebrony asked: Wait, How did you know about the parts you wern't there for?
September 2011
38 posts
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the legendary super saian broly
relena-dark asked: Well, it is probably a different realm of the dead...
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Right, instead you had to go crying to your daddy and get rebuilt. My uncle's not the only thing I have buddy. Ever heard of a phylactery?
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: *shrug* Kay, I'm bored, I'll just tell you. I'mm "technically" immortal, because as a part of the royal family, Hades, god of Death, is my uncle. So I can just ask really nice, and as long as I haven't died due to old age, he'll probably bring me back.
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lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?
Yes, what about them?
Well, they have nothing to do with it.
*snicker* Calm down, brony, I said…
*Sigh* Fine. I’ll be right back.
relena-dark asked: Well, you don't really need to become immortal, do you? Since you've already proven you can come back fom the dead.
someoscardude asked: Frieza, think about this for a second. You're threatening a pony who claims to be immortal. If the claim is true, you aren't going to get the secret out of him by hurting him.
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
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lord-frieza:
Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?
Yes, what about them?
Well, they have nothing to do with it.
*snicker* Calm down, brony, I said I’d tell you, didn’t I? First though, do a little dance. Then I give you my word, I’ll tell you.
I. Do not. Dance.
Then you do not learn...
Reblog this and go on your page
ill-love-you-senseless:
bres-dope:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
Wat.
Let’s see what this technicolor madness is all about.
relena-dark asked: ((Well, you're roleplaying Frieza. And Frieza is awesome. I think you do a pretty good job at playing him.))
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?
Yes, what about them?
Well, they have nothing to do with it.
*snicker* Calm down, brony, I said I’d tell you, didn’t I? First though, do a little dance. Then I give you my word, I’ll tell you.
I. Do not. Dance.
Reblog if you want someone to give you their first...
askguardpony:
ask-firefly:
rainbowdash-answers:
ask-firefly:
drum-roll:
((so can I give my impression?))
((No, somebody will give you there impression of you.))
Let us see if this brings some more anon-hate.
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?
Yes, what about them?
Well, they have nothing to do with it.
Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?
Yes, what about them?
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Huh. Well, I'm technically immortal.
relena-dark asked: He took over? I didn't notice. I think last thing he said was something about you being killed by monkeys... Why would he say that?
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: So, what else ya got?
relena-dark asked: I'm not sure ((can't find anything about an aunt)), but I did get some of my lost memories back recently... Turns out that grandfather he's talking about is my uncle.
Typewryter: Mostly because of the fact that I regularly deal with Elder gods. And they are exponentially more powerful than you. I mean like, the weakest among them, Great Cthulhu, their high priest, is about as strong as you. Their strongest, Azathoth, is at the center of the universe, held in a seizure by holy and blasphemous noise. If it stops for even a billionth of a second, he wakes up, and...
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Me? Oh, not much. My spells all pertain to literature. The only offensive spell is a light/sound stunning spell, similar to Krillin's solar flare. Of course, I have access to the Azoth of Azanotheth. So there's that.
relena-dark asked: Hey Frieza^^ It's been a while.
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: By the way, I heard you destroy planets. My grandfather creates Galaxies. Owned, beeyetch.
lordcooler asked: I ALMOST KILLED HIM, UNLIKE YOU!
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: One more thing? *ka-pony* YOU'RE A PONY NOW, BEEYETCH!
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: So, how are you enjoying the moon, beeyetch?
lordcooler asked: Well, considering what he's capable of NOW, it was a PRETTY large slip up.
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lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
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lord-frieza:
Typewryter: So, you don’t like bananas?
So, lord frieza….
You are a mmmmmm-bitch…. that doesn’t like bananas?
You are a bitch that doesn’t like bananas?
W-where are you going with this…?
Just-just…
WHYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy…
lordcooler asked: *Facepalm* You know, if you put more effort into getting stuff done, than you do about your damn appearance, you might have actually KILLED the saiyan.
((Ask limit))
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
Typewryter: So, you don’t like bananas?
So, lord frieza….
You are a mmmmmm-bitch…. that doesn’t like bananas?
You are a bitch that doesn’t like bananas?
W-where are you going with this…?
Just-just answer the question.
Are you a mmmmmmm-bitch that does not like mmmmmmm-bananas?
Um…yes?
lordcooler asked: Are you serious?
lordcooler asked: *Sigh* Where did Father go wrong with you...?
lordcooler asked: Well, it doesn't help that you complained about your nails during a fight.
((Ask limit))
typewryter:
lord-frieza:
Typewryter: So, you don’t like bananas?
So, lord frieza….
You are a mmmmmm-bitch…. that doesn’t like bananas?
You are a bitch that doesn’t like bananas?
W-where are you going with this…?
((Ask limit))
Typewryter: So, you don’t like bananas?
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Pfft. You don't scare me. My Aunt is a frikkin god. BTW, do you like bananas?