Look at all the pretty fireworks!

Perhaps you've already seen this.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:27:07 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRscWHoCkZ8

What tips can you give to an evil tyrant in training?

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:22:46 -0500

1. Be merciless. Always. Show the slightest bit of softness, the slightest inkling that there’s a blotch of white on your black soul, and it will be your undoing.

2. Never let those around you, friends, foes, and underling vermin, forget for a second what you are capable of. You are their god, and they should always have that in mind. Demonstrate this as much as needed, and more.

3. Have fun. Don’t go slunk off to your chambers and brood about how horrible you are. That just leads to depression, which leads to guilt, which leads to a conscience, which leads to the end of your tyranny. Enjoy every single second of your damnable deeds.

That should give you a good start.

My Lord, Would it be totally inappropriate or Offensive to confess that I find you extremely attractive?

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:17:13 -0500

Well, I am certainly a creature of pure beauty, so it is only natural for such a low creature like yourself would have that reaction.

But don’t think I’d ever dirty myself by laying with you. My genes are far too precious too waste on common vermin.

Lord Frieza, I am honored that you have graced my blog with your presence, but I feel I must ask why? I hope you dont mind the question, but even I admit that my blog isnt really the most impressive one out there.

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:48:03 -0500

You clearly know your machines, and i need that kind of information. I look forward to your next report.

(Okay, to be honest, I kind of have a “you watch me, I watch you” policy for this place. Mutual advertising, as it were.)

Riiiiiight. And what adorable antics "aren't" you affected by? It's Fluttershy, right?

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:45:34 -0500

N-no! It’s not that bookish librarian, it’s not those three cutie-whatever hunters, it’s not the pink pastry chef, and it’s most certainly NOT Fluttershy, especially when she squeaks!

Lord Frieza, you sure are following a lot of ponies on tumblr. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:51:13 -0500

W-what? What are you implying? That I’ve gone soft? That I have a weakness for those technicolor, bright-eyed little pack mules? O-of course not! I’m just, erm, watching them so I can plan my next move! Gathering intelligence, as it were.

I am most certainly not affected by their adorable little antics. not one bit.

Yeah, well, until you become immortal, you won't be able to survive entering one.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:17:58 -0500

You really have no idea what kind of power you’re toying with here, do you?

It doesn't matter how big your empire gets, you'll never reach my world. I will say this, it resides in the very center of a black hole.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:07:00 -0500

Well, that does rule out quite a bit! Thanks for the hint, it’ll make finding you that much easier.

Knowing you, you'd probably blow it up. So if you're going to take your anger out on anyone use me, but keep my people out of this.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:58:46 -0500

Fine, but I’ll remember this. And when my empire stretches out to engulf your world, I’ll hunt you down myself and make you watch as everything and everyone you’ve ever loved burns in the fires you could have put out had you just answered one. Simple. Question.

I’ll be seeing you again very soon.

He frowns. My... planet? I... don't feel... safe... giving you that... information.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:52:18 -0500

Oh come now, what’s the worst that could happen?

I bet you were pretty peeved that it was a Saiyan Monkey and a Namekian that forced you to go to your ultimate form, and that even that wouldn't destroy them. But, in hindsight, you were doing pretty good before you impaled that Namekian and killed the bald one. Had neither of those happened, the Saiyan wouldn't have transformed and you would have won.

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:15:23 -0500

Peeved…Yes, that’s one word for it. Thank you bringing that back up.

By the way, what planet are you from?

Even an omnicidal maniac such as yourself must enjoy the simple pleasures of life. So tell me, when you're not out killing or genociding, what do you like to do?

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:06:52 -0500

Well, when it’s all said and done, and the corpse of whatever cretin race I’ve slaughtered are burning in a pile, I like to sit back, get a glass of wine, and let myself be engulfed by the music of my people’s greatest composers, which I have taken the liberty of adding the occasional scream or explosion to go along with the rhythm.

It’s really quite lovely, you should try it!

I wanna draw you like one of those French girls ;)

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:02:34 -0500

Just get my colors right. The last idiot painted me pink.

I painted his world red.

Wait, How did you know about the parts you wern't there for?

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 04:04:18 -0500

Space Hulu

what do you think of the legendary super saian broly

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 12:39:19 -0400

An absolute sin against nature, even more so than the rest of his species. Seems even the rest of the monkeys agreed with me in that regard.

relena-dark: ask-a-turret-cube: dohgodwhy: the-lone-centurion:...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 19:18:07 -0400

relena-dark:

ask-a-turret-cube:

dohgodwhy:

the-lone-centurion:

click-to-open:

allshallblog:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

OH MY FUCKING GOD RUN

oh
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god
run

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FUCKSHITPISSCOCKMOTHERFUCKERCUNTSPENISFUCKERSDICKSASSHOLEFUCKINGCOCKSSHITTITSPISS

RUN

RUN LIKE FUCK

((First impression:

Ooooh it’s a little grass mod—-

wait..

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-))

((Now that’s an army worthy of Mordor.))

That is literally the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in years.

Well, it is probably a different realm of the dead...

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:38:35 -0400

Yes, you have a point there…

Right, instead you had to go crying to your daddy and get rebuilt. My uncle's not the only thing I have buddy. Ever heard of a phylactery?

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:38:06 -0400

That only happened once! The rest we’re all me!

And yes, the word has crossed me a few times. What of it?

shrug Kay, I'm bored, I'll just tell you. I'mm "technically" immortal, because as a part of the royal family, Hades, god of Death, is my uncle. So I can just ask really nice, and as long as I haven't died due to old age, he'll probably bring me back.

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 09:56:00 -0400

So what you’re saying is that, if you die, you can just come back?

Well, it looks like we’re on the same page then. Do you know how many times I’ve clawed my way out of death? And I did it all without having to ask your uncle politely!

Ask Typewryter: lord-frieza: typewryter: lord-frieza: typewryter: lord-frieza:...

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 14:24:25 -0400

Ask Typewryter: lord-frieza: typewryter: lord-frieza: typewryter: lord-frieza:...:

lord-frieza:

typewryter:

lord-frieza:

typewryter:

lord-frieza:

typewryter:

lord-frieza:

Type: Okay, calm down. Remember those elder gods I told you about?

Yes, what about them?

Well, they have nothing to do with it.

*snicker* Calm down, brony, I said…

*Sigh* Fine. I’ll be right back.